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Phil 4 Sale

Big news from Dr. Phil today as he announced plans to sell both his Ferrari and Porsche in an upcoming Palm Beach auction. Similar to everyone I know, I find everything about Dr. Phil to be extremely enlightening and very important.



Let's get started with the 2002 Ferrari 360 Spider, shall we? The titanium cougar boasts chrome wheels and a blue convertible top with matching interior. It is powered by a 395-horsepower V8 engine, and as I'm sure Phil would agree, just screams stay in shape. You can own this fine piece of virilence for a mere $150,000.

But why stop there?

The good doctor's 2001 Gemballa Porsche Turbo is harnessed by a 415-horsepower 6-cylinder engine and upgraded performance suspension. More importantly, the exterior is sleek-Phil-black and this sweet ride is a steal at $100,000. It'll also keep your family together.

Notes:
1. Prices have not been inflated from market value even though these cars have been owned by Dr. Phil himself.
2. Unless you are buying Paul McCartney's vegan 2006 Cadillac STS at the same auction, you would be crazy not to buy these.